Light this soy candle and let a wry holiday voice fill the room. The label’s sarcastic Santa warning—"You better watch out, you better not cry"—brings playful, festive attitude to mantelpieces, kitchen islands, and cozy reading nooks. Choose from warm Christmas Warmth or Cinnamon Vanilla to lean into hearthside spice and orange, or go for Sea Salt + Orchid or Atlantis Whisper to add a cool, unexpected contrast to traditional holiday decor. The clean-burning soy wax and cotton wick deliver an even, long-lasting glow while the reusable glass jar becomes part of the display once the wax is gone. It’s the kind of small, tangible thing that sparks a laugh at holiday parties, eases busy evenings, and sits comfortably among string lights and mismatched mugs.

Product features
- Vegan, non-toxic soy wax blend with no parabens, plastics, or phthalates
- Reusable glass vessel — clean and repurpose as decor
- 12 scent choices including Cinnamon Vanilla, Christmas Warmth, Sea Salt + Orchid, and Unscented
- Burn time approximately 50–60 hours with a 100% cotton wick
- Size: 9 oz (2.8" × 3.5"); glossy permanent label; ASTM safety compliant; made in USA

Care instructions
- Keep burning candle within sight. Keep away from children and pets.  Never burn the candle near flammable items.